About Dylana

Dylana J. Sauerwein

Why I Have No Friends: A Surprisingly Brief Bio of Dylana
I am the self-proclaimed Queen Bitch of the world. I have chosen never to be ashamed of anything I say or do. I like to read, write, complain, make fun of other people, make inappropriate jokes, and then complain some more. I'm meaner than Chase and Kathren put together. By, like, a whole bunch. I am sarcastic, introverted, and pretty much a royal pain in the ass. I keep it real and I'm hilarious.

Favorite Books:
The Harry Potter series, An Abundance of Katherines, To Kill a Mockingbird, Looking For Alaska, Split, Deadline, Paper Towns, The Great Gatsby, The Fault in Our Stars, Shattering Glass, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Before I Fall, Tarzan of the Apes, The Chronicles of Narnia, Divergent, Fracture, The Night Circus, The Monster Calls, Where Things Come Back

Favorite TV Shows:
Glee, Criminal Minds, Psych, Face-Off, Big Bang Theory

Favorite Movies:
The Invisible, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Catch Me If You Can, The Help, Star Trek, Pirates of Penzance

Favorite Music:
Lana del Rey, Florence + The Machine, Adele, Panic! At The Disco, Never Shout 
Never, Ellie Goulding, The Killers, Darren Criss, Marina and the Diamonds

Nerdiness Levels:
Hogwarts House according to Pottermore: Ravenclaw
Hogwarts House according to http://www.personalitylab.org/tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm : Ravenclaw but known to have bouts of Slytherin. 
Divergent Faction: Erudite
Undisputed Glee Character: Santana Lopez 

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